Friday, July 29, 2005

ABCD redefined ........

A - ARISTOCRAT
B - BAGPIPER
C - CONTESSA
D - DIRECTOR SPECIAL
E - EIGHT PM
F - FUN DROP
G - GOD FATHER
H - HAYWARDS
I - IMPERIAL BLUE
J - JOHNY WALKER
K - KING FISHER
L - LIME DROP
M - MUGHAL MONARCH
N - NO.1
O - OLD MONK
P - PETER SCOTT
R - ROYAL STAG
S - SEA GRAM
T - TEACHERS
U - UB STRONG
V - VAT 69
X - XXX
Z - ZINGARO

Thursday, July 28, 2005

First mail blogging .....

I like the tools google provided for blogging and the mail support is
good. Now I can blog without logging to blogger.com. Its really great.
This is my first mail post.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Few good pics .........enjoy




Photograph which triggered Coca-Cola to sue the photographer


I have seen this in Indian villages ......

Working of Female Brain

TRANSLATING WOMEN’S and MEN's ENGLISH

  • TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
    Yes = No
    No = Yes
    Maybe = No
    We need = I want
    I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
    We need to talk = I need to complain
    Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to
    Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
    Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
    I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
    Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead
    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
    You’re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
    Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
    It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
    You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
    I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
    How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like

    TRANSLATING MEN’S ENGLISH:
    I’m hungry = I’m hungry
    I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
    I’m tired = I’m tired
    Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    I love you = Let’s have sex now
    I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
    What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
    I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now!
    May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
    Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
    Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
    Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
    Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
    I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Fuel problem .......


Seems good .....


Don't ask me which fuel they are using for wings :-)

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Why the Name Bug in SW ... Quiet Interesting


Here is the info how the name "Bug" used in Software Bug: A computer bug is an error or defect in computer hardware or software that causes the computer or the computer program to malfunction.




Do you know why defects in computer hardware/software are called as "Bug"?

Here goes the answer ->

The first computer bug is said to have been a moth that was found squashed between the points of an electromechanical relay in the Mark II computer in 1945. This moth caused the entire computer to shut down. When the moth was removed, it was affixed to the computer's log with a scribbled note that read, "First actual case of bug being found." When the computer operators removed the moth, they claimed to have "debugged" the computer, thus introducing the term "debugging a computer program." From then onwards, all software programming defects are also termed as "Bugs" By the way, this first bug is now housed in the National Museum of American History at the Smithsonian.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Team Ferrari visited Vodafone Newbury ...




Michael Schumaker and his ferrari team visited Vodafone HQ , Due to work we missed that but for all of you here are few images

Swiss day 1 ......


Its been ages , I was thinking of posting this .... finally I am starting this from day one

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27th May – We wake up early morning 2:30 due to our very knowledgeable driver (Mr. Fatik) , He told that it will take 2-2:30 Hrs to reach Luton Airport from Newbury. So we thought that we should start at 4 o’clock to reach there in time to catch flight to Switzerland at 7 o’clock.

Do you know the time when we reached Luton airport? It was 5 o’clock.

Flight experience was good until we lost stroller of my Son at Basal airport. We waited for an hour, waiting for stroller. That first impression was not good and temperature was also high. The image of Switzerland in my mind was exactly opposite to what we saw and experienced in Basel.

We took 50 number bus from Basal Airport to Railway station (Bhenhof) and at Railway station it was all German it took long to get a Swiss pass.

Basal to Bern – OK
Bern to Interlaken – Thun lake was amazing , View of monntain was cool .... Changed the first impression which Basal gave us.

Interlaken to Lauterbrunen : River along with train line was good.
Lauterbrunen to Trummelbach: It was good , very peaceful area.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

London blasts .............


It's all due to Bush and Blair , I don't know how you all will feel by reading this.

Once I was watching news about Iraq where US fighter aircraft bombed civil area. One man was holding his son's body(Probably aged 3) and crying. His son died in that bombing. I am sure about that man , He can even join the suicide attackers .......

Now tell me who is responsible for these attacks .....

By saying so , I am not justifying this Act .... This is absolutely wrong.


(Photograph taken from bbc.co.uk)

2012 .....Photo is telling everything


One of my friend sent me this ........ I received this just after bid completed .... I think they have similar photograph for London 2012

Enjoy it .....

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

All the events without parents .....

We have celebrated all the events of my family(Anniversary , B'days etc.) in U.K .... far from our parents. We are missing them a lot.



This is Nupur's brithday



Anniversary ....with my son

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Go-Karting .....

Adrian was showing me his trophies of Go-Karting competitions. He was pushing me and Rajat to take part in that. So finally I decided to join him @ Reading Karting club ...... It was my first
experience and I had great fun doing that. It was not as easy as it seems. I stood second .......Isn't it great ..... Oops .... Second from last :-)


Me @ Reading Karting club




Adrian ... Karting champ

Friday, July 01, 2005

USA ......

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"I dislike the French because because they do not speak English, but I abhor(Feel repulsive) the Americans because they speak English badly."-Winston Churchill.
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