My Kota Visit on Diwali

This is my first long holiday after joining Hughes. I spent complete week in kota.

Here are few pics

yada yada hi dharmasya
glanir bhavati bharata
abhyutthanam adharmasya
tadatmanam srjamy aham


TRANSLATION
Whenever and wherever there is a decline in religious practice, O descendant of Bharata, and a predominant rise of irreligion--at that time I descend Myself.



Guddu's participation in fancy dress ....................

Guddu's school

We like the affection shown by Mrs. Harris and Mrs. Powee. Greenham public school newbury will always be part of our memories.

Bhumi Puja ....

One more experience ...... Bhumi puja for our new flat.

Guddu's first bi-cycle

Here is the first cycle of my son .......

Broadband .....

Finally I got broadband connectivity @ my home ..... I am planning to setup a Wi-Fi network for me in my home. If anyone knows what all are required to do that please let me know ......

New Orleans Vs Aamchi Mumbai

Interesting????.
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I couldnt' stop making this comparison..


inches of rain in new orleans due to hurricane katrina... 18
inches of rain in mumbai (July 27th).... 37.1


population of new orleans... 484,674
population of mumbai.... 12,622,500


deaths in new orleans within 48 hours of katrina...100
deaths in mumbai within 48hours of rain.. 37.


number of people to be evacuated in new orleans... entire city..wohh
number of people evacuated in mumbai...10,000


Cases of shooting and violence in new orleans...Countless
Cases of shooting and violence in mumbai.. NONE


Time taken for US army to reach new orleans... 48hours
Time taken for Indian army and navy to reach mumbai...12hours


status 48hours later...new orleans is still waiting for relief, army and
electricty
status 48hours later..mumbai is back on its feet and is business is as
usual


USA...world's most developed nation
India...third world country..


oopss...did i get the last fact wrong???

After long time .........

After long time I am back in India. I love to be in India, apart from
Infrastructure problems everything is fine here.

one more flash game

This game is deleted due to heavy load .........

Ek haseen shaam ...... Doston ke naam

Gabbar : Kitne aadmi the ........ ????
Kalia : Sardar 5 .......
Gabbar : aur daaru kitni thi
Kalia : 16*270 ml Carlsberg ,2*500 Smirnoff ice , 2*500 Bacardi breezer aur ek poora khamba 700 ml ka Smirnoff Vodka.
Gabbar: Phir bhi kam pad gayi bahut na-insaafi hai .....

Woman - One more angle

Flash game

I am planning to go for flash games , if you all like it then I shall link more games to it ......




"http://www.addictinggames.com/"

Google Earth

According to me google earth is a great step towards future. One day we can see real time traffic on google earth before going out. It impressed me a lot.

You can see the Flex office in the picture.

ABCD redefined ........

A - ARISTOCRAT
B - BAGPIPER
C - CONTESSA
D - DIRECTOR SPECIAL
E - EIGHT PM
F - FUN DROP
G - GOD FATHER
H - HAYWARDS
I - IMPERIAL BLUE
J - JOHNY WALKER
K - KING FISHER
L - LIME DROP
M - MUGHAL MONARCH
N - NO.1
O - OLD MONK
P - PETER SCOTT
R - ROYAL STAG
S - SEA GRAM
T - TEACHERS
U - UB STRONG
V - VAT 69
X - XXX
Z - ZINGARO

First mail blogging .....

I like the tools google provided for blogging and the mail support is
good. Now I can blog without logging to blogger.com. Its really great.
This is my first mail post.

Few good pics .........enjoy

Photograph which triggered Coca-Cola to sue the photographer

I have seen this in Indian villages ......

Working of Female Brain

TRANSLATING WOMEN’S and MEN's ENGLISH

• TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
  Yes = No
  No = Yes
  Maybe = No
  We need = I want
  I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
  We need to talk = I need to complain
  Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to
  Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
  Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
  I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
  Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead
  You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
  Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
  You’re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
  Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
  It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
  You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
  I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
  How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like
  
  TRANSLATING MEN’S ENGLISH:
  I’m hungry = I’m hungry
  I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
  I’m tired = I’m tired
  Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
  I love you = Let’s have sex now
  I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
  What’s wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
  I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now!
  May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
  Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
  Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
  Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
  Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
  You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
  Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me
  I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay
  

Fuel problem .......

Seems good .....


Don't ask me which fuel they are using for wings :-)

Why the Name Bug in SW ... Quiet Interesting

Here is the info how the name "Bug" used in Software Bug: A computer bug is an error or defect in computer hardware or software that causes the computer or the computer program to malfunction.




Do you know why defects in computer hardware/software are called as "Bug"?

Here goes the answer ->

The first computer bug is said to have been a moth that was found squashed between the points of an electromechanical relay in the Mark II computer in 1945. This moth caused the entire computer to shut down. When the moth was removed, it was affixed to the computer's log with a scribbled note that read, "First actual case of bug being found." When the computer operators removed the moth, they claimed to have "debugged" the computer, thus introducing the term "debugging a computer program." From then onwards, all software programming defects are also termed as "Bugs" By the way, this first bug is now housed in the National Museum of American History at the Smithsonian.

Team Ferrari visited Vodafone Newbury ...

Michael Schumaker and his ferrari team visited Vodafone HQ , Due to work we missed that but for all of you here are few images

Swiss day 1 ......

Its been ages , I was thinking of posting this .... finally I am starting this from day one

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27th May – We wake up early morning 2:30 due to our very knowledgeable driver (Mr. Fatik) , He told that it will take 2-2:30 Hrs to reach Luton Airport from Newbury. So we thought that we should start at 4 o’clock to reach there in time to catch flight to Switzerland at 7 o’clock.

Do you know the time when we reached Luton airport? It was 5 o’clock.

Flight experience was good until we lost stroller of my Son at Basal airport. We waited for an hour, waiting for stroller. That first impression was not good and temperature was also high. The image of Switzerland in my mind was exactly opposite to what we saw and experienced in Basel.

We took 50 number bus from Basal Airport to Railway station (Bhenhof) and at Railway station it was all German it took long to get a Swiss pass.

Basal to Bern – OK
Bern to Interlaken – Thun lake was amazing , View of monntain was cool .... Changed the first impression which Basal gave us.

Interlaken to Lauterbrunen : River along with train line was good.
Lauterbrunen to Trummelbach: It was good , very peaceful area.

London blasts .............

It's all due to Bush and Blair , I don't know how you all will feel by reading this.

Once I was watching news about Iraq where US fighter aircraft bombed civil area. One man was holding his son's body(Probably aged 3) and crying. His son died in that bombing. I am sure about that man , He can even join the suicide attackers .......

Now tell me who is responsible for these attacks .....

By saying so , I am not justifying this Act .... This is absolutely wrong.

(Photograph taken from bbc.co.uk)

2012 .....Photo is telling everything

One of my friend sent me this ........ I received this just after bid completed .... I think they have similar photograph for London 2012

Enjoy it .....

All the events without parents .....

We have celebrated all the events of my family(Anniversary , B'days etc.) in U.K .... far from our parents. We are missing them a lot.

This is Nupur's brithday

Anniversary ....with my son

Go-Karting .....

Adrian was showing me his trophies of Go-Karting competitions. He was pushing me and Rajat to take part in that. So finally I decided to join him @ Reading Karting club ...... It was my first
experience and I had great fun doing that. It was not as easy as it seems. I stood second .......Isn't it great ..... Oops .... Second from last :-)

Me @ Reading Karting club

Adrian ... Karting champ

USA ......

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"I dislike the French because because they do not speak English, but I abhor(Feel repulsive) the Americans because they speak English badly."-Winston Churchill.
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Career path

Someone wrote this --

"your career should not be allowed to move on a linear path. You must break the conventional easygoing approach. Be passionate and aggressive in whatever you do."

I am back from Switzerland .....

After good time in Switzerland I am back on earth. It was like a dream. I am writing my memories on pad. Soon I will share them with you.

All set for Swiss tour

We are going to Visit Switzerland ....tomorrow ......27th May. Although for a very little period of 5 days. I am looking forward to gather a life time memories. Soon I'll post my memories on blog.

Everything depends on weather and our energy to explore the heaven of earth.

Few things ....

"According to a new survey of the quality of life enjoyed by people in 215 countries, Zurich is ranked as the best city in the world to live and Geneva is second. Bern, the capital, is sixth. "

"The scent of alpine flowers and spicy herbs is in the air again and the faint ting-a-ling of the cow and the goat bells accompanies hikers from alp to alp. Mountains and valleys are magnificently decked out. The natural experience of Switzerland is unique and so varied that you can hike and experience new things for weeks. Welcome to our mountains!"

"Swiss cities never fail to impress visitors by their scope. Nowhere are attractions, cultural centres, innovative gastronomy, insider's tips and new favourite places in such colose proimity as in Switzerland. Explore our cities on foot and discover their charm and authenticity."

Life is complex .....

I was reading an article on "The truth about earning in dollars!"
It's an interesting article

"http://in.rediff.com/getahead/2005/apr/11rashmi.htm"

Few points about this article is
1. Where life is better "India" or "US/UK" ?
2. What we give more priority "Money" or "Relationship" ?

Please share your view on this .......